musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.


thefutureoffalloutboystartsnow:

Patrick Stump for president

thefutureoffalloutboystartsnow:

Patrick Stump for president



nahshaw:

**saves virginity for favorite bandmember** 


  • Zayn: "I donated 100,000 pou-"
  • Media: "OH MY GOD HARRY BLINKED OMG"
  • Louis: "I dyed my hair red to show my suppor-"
  • Media: "HARRY BREATHED"


fuckyeahfeminists:

word.

fuckyeahfeminists:

word.


horussdildo:

twerkerr:

coolshoelaces:

s is for slug

ew. that thing is gross.

horussdildo:

twerkerr:

coolshoelaces:

s is for slug

ew. that thing is gross.

image


thetwaddlesmonster:

I want this, k? Kay.

thetwaddlesmonster:

I want this, k?
Kay.


carradineway:

harryedward:

Vine needs to be stopped

Spitted my whole water out, fam.


dragongirl007:

dashiecrash:

One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.

I read somewhere that people were literally falling out of their seats laughing at that scene when the movie was first screened.

I always crack up when I see it :)


soonvietunion:

If you’re not excited as fuck for this movie then you’re fucking lying.

posted 7 hours ago via j0rine · originally filmfuckyeah
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